Late Night Bathroom Break

I awoke in simple darkness with the need to piss. With each step I seamlessly walked down the stairs with no effort. In the living room I dodged the coffee table, the recliner, and even the large desk. The bathroom was in sight, and I was ready to release this big bladder. The kitchen was next to the entrance to the bathroom. It was there, a writhing darkness, darker than the rest of the room, merely squirming against a corner. I turned on the light panicking and at the same time assuming it was my imagination. I was wrong, the light was on and I saw that thing and ran to the bathroom. It is beating down the door now, and I can’t hold it back much longer.